Pakistan loses Kandil offers & she weeps

`Begaar Kandil' Pakistan is the loser. Even with Strip-tease dancer Kandil Baloch on their side, Pakistan's Shahid Afridi WT20 team lost to India miserably, with Vice-Captain Virat Kohli, like always, playing for the team on Saturday last. In the event, Kandil (lamp), who offered to strip and dance for the Pakistan team if they won over India, now released a new video. The husky voice of Kandil opens with her in tears. Amid the outburst, Kandil makes a barrage of abuses at the Pakistan team that failed to put up a good fight, having been outdone by Ashwin's flight and guile. A novelty of the new Kandil video is the split screen. While one half shows her making the strip dance offer, the other half shoots off a barrage of abuses. In fact, Kandil had wished to dedicate her strip-tease to Shahid Afridi. Shoo! Don't make an open offer, Kandil! Do it like your country's Inter-Services Intelligence that makes secret offers to Indian Army men in border areas through ISI Callgirl Centre!