RGV tips to Vijay Mallya to clear off bank debts

Sensational crime film director Ram Gopal Verma is feverishly tweeting away on account of the calendar girls in the King of Good Times Vijay Mallya's yachts. As the twitterati is equally feverish on the liquor baron, RGV tried to give tips to Vijay Mallya how he could pay off his debts. RGV's first tweet said, Give away one calendar girl to each of the banks you are indebted. This will solve the problem. The second tweet said, If the calendar girls' assets (no pun intended) had increased following their appearance in Vijay Mallya stable, the girls should also contribute to the repayments. The third tweet reverted to the first and said, The calendar girls may not be acceptable to the banks, but they will be eminently acceptable to the bankers. Would RGV be making a masala film on the Vijay Mallya affair? the twitterati is asking.