NAME OF THE PATIENT: Indian Cricket Team aka Men in Blue (now playing in white)
DISEASE – Loss of confidence, losing will to win matches.
DIAGNOSIS – giving away wickets when most needed to score runs, dropping catches, sloppy fielding, not being able to bowl well, Losing back-to-back test matches in identical fashion. Caption Dhoni clueless.
TREATMENT – Return at once from Australia, advised rest for some months. Team members advised to take part in TV reality shows and act in advertisements. The disease is still in early stages and hence play a home series with Bangladesh, Kenya or Holland to with back confidence.